Has anyone received the message, ‘You are eligible for the payment. Once we have your payment date, we will update this page.” when they view the stimulus tracker? [Tax Year 2019]

[Cryptothick]

@Daguerreohype  im sorry your reading comprehension is so poor.  Maybe invest your stimcheck in some hooked on phonics and lay off the chronics chucklehead.  (Thats a suggestion, not a command, in case your having a hard time with all the big words)

[Cryptothick]

@dfg5133 we just might lol.  Im just trollin ya cuz the other dudes tongue was so far up your arse i had to represent.  Glad u had a laugh, its probly the best thing we can do in this fuct sitch or we all gonna blow r tops.   Cheers mate! 😛

[Daguerreohype]

@Cryptothick A hooked on phonics joke? Wow, that’s antiquated. So I’m gonna guess you are some 42 year old that just moved back home with your mum. I hope your check arrives swiftly! Tuck that cash into your ‘Moving Out’ jar. Put me down for $5. 

[DJ704]

[Cryptothick]

@Daguerreohype **bleep** u r on point son.  Im exactly 42.  I got laid off from my job as a donkey fluffer in mexico and now im working making clown shoes (ill send u a pair whats yer size) but ur off on me mum, she wouldnt let me move home for fear of covid. (Im a diehard #covidiot) so now im actually living in a van down by the river.  Not too worried tho i got a feeling ill be ODing a few  hours after my stimcheck arrives.  Lol.   Can you send that fiver to my bitcoin wallet? The irs levied my bank account cuz they seem to think i owe them like 50k. Psh. As if ive never studied constitutional law and would give a private entity my hard earned feria.  Con dinero baile el perro irs ! Baile el perrrrro!

[Bloopbloop]

Hey any update? Thanks

[Cryptothick]

In all seriousness lads, this is a tough time for everyone.  Motes runnin hot for lots but we will get thru this.  Its high anxiety for those w bills to pay and loved ones counting on them but remember we are in this together and we will survive if we remember that family, brotherhood, and friendship are beyond value and will get us through any hardship.   Stay positive, keep your heads up, and for fux sake dont forget to laugh cuz we will all b laughing about this in retrospect once we are out of the darkness and the light shining again.  

And yeah someone died and im callin shots now.  Deal.  😛

[Cryptothick]

@Bloopbloop irs should have your date up on 4/28.  General consensus is if u got ur info down before 4/22 ull get DD on 4/29  

[Whitney1masoncarson]

That is the correct answer..just hope it plays out that way...crossing fingers...

[Sarmatian74]

Same as all of you. Filled in DD info on the 14 or 15th-same message and no update.

My friend who is a CPA said that everyone who owed the IRS (me, paid in full) will get a paper check.

No updates and no way to contact the IRS. This is ridiculous. CPA's daughter is the same-had to pay in and no stimulus money yet.  This is the 25. WTH

[Gcrep]

I uploaded my deposit information the first day this option was available. Today is 04/25/20 and the same message " You are eligible for the payment. Once we have your payment date, we will update this page." is shown. This Thursday rule is not true.

[Cryptothick]

@Gcrep @Sarmatian74  read the recent posts,  maintenance this weekend, dates will be available 4/28, DDs will start on 4/29

[Corry1984]

Same as everyone else.... still nothing any new news??

[Mamabearof2020]

I think it takes 2 weeks or something like that from accepted and I have been waiting since 8th and just finally got a screen change on Friday saying I'm eligible but I think I will get mine Monday pending and cleared by Wednesday but I'm just trying to have positive vibes 

[Arod949]

I 100% agree with what you said! Just wish the IRS would tell us these things not us taxpayers having to create a thread and guess and have to try to figure it out on our own! Thats what makes me frustrated more then anything is we have to figure out what's going on on our own. Were not the professionals they are! Again your post is 100% true in my opinion