Is there anyway to get an actual person on the phone for Turbo Tax? They say it's part of my plan, but it's impossible so far.

Phone support is not provided with the Free Edition.  If you are using a paid version of the software or if you purchased PLUS you can get phone support when customer support is there.  Otherwise, post your question here and someone will try to help.

To call TurboTax customer support

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Customer support is available from 5 a.m. to 9 p.m. Pacific time daily

Contact Customer Service
5am-5pm Pacific Time Monday -Friday
https://support.turbotax.intuit.com/contact/

What is the Turbo Tax phone number
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