Is Turbo Tax Business for real or just a dysfunctional fraud? I can never get to file for extension for it and despite promising 7 day help coverage, I get nothing.

For the Federal 1120-S Extension Form 7004, while signed in and working in TurboTax:

• Choose Federal Taxes
• Then Other in the far right
• You will need to go through a few screens, some may force an answer
• The Screen you are looking for is Did You File The Extension
• Answer Yes
• You will go through a couple of more screens. 
• Then you will come to a screen labeled When and Where to file your Extension.
• Click Print Extension