I know I will need to set up a payment plan, but it hasn't taken me there yet.
https://www.irs.gov/payments/online-payment-agreement-application IRS website to set up payment plan
SInce you know you are not going to comply, enter any date that makes TurboTax happy.
Select I'll-mail-a-check.
Be sure no bank information is on your tax return.
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