Thought you might find this entertaining. I have a neighbor down the street who is a retired CPA. He told me about some of the things he's entered into the "occupation" box for clients in the past, and the IRS has never even so much as batted an eyelash.
Occupation Real Job
Mass Murderer Pest Exterminator
Human Trafficker Modeling Agent
Serial Killer Pest Exterminator
Drug Dealer Pharmacy Technician
Car Jacker Worked for an automobile repossession company
Hijacker Aircraft Reposessor
Money Launderer This guy worked at the U.S. Mint. His job was to wash newly minted coins.
Terrorist Eradicator Navy Seal
Computer Hacker Guy worked for the CIA or some other intel agency. – nuff said.
I've been told that overall, the IRS could really care less how you get your money - so long as you pay your taxes on it.
