Put unemployed if you like. The IRS could care less what your occupation is, so long as you pay your taxes.
Here's some examples of what I've actually seen in that field on returns in the
past.
Occupation
Real Job
Mass
Murderer Pest Exterminator
Serial Killer Same as above
Human
Trafficker Modeling Agent
Drug
Dealer Pharmacy Technician
Car
Jacker Worked for an
automobile repossession company
Hijacker Aircraft Reposessor
Money
Launderer This guy worked at the
U.S. Mint. His job was to wash newly minted coins.
Terrorist
Eradicator Navy Seal (I'm guessing he
was on seal team six - but they won't say)
Computer
Hacker Works for the CIA – nuff
said.
