Retirement tax questions

I am glad that some could find the humor in this situation but for me, this is still a question that I feel has not been seriously answered. In my mind, we received a tangible benefit that was not tied to a purchase but was contingent upon us doing something specific, so it could be construed as income. And income can exist even if you never receive a 1099.  These are the things I worry about at tax time, so if there is anyone who has knowledge of this type of category I would be grateful for your insight - thanks!