This was perfect up until "witch means..." at the very end of your response there. Still, you had me laughing really hard - that was the best frustration I've read in a long time. I'm in the same predicament as far as not having a proper credit card, nor any loans.. so my solution is to go get a secured VISA credit card from ze bank tomorrow and wait a month or so (and use the card a little and submit my first payment, etc etc) so that Experian can connect the dots and give my finanancials to the IRS the same way they gave all of our financials to Russian hackers last year. Isn[t it so ridiculous that we don't have a m'fing ID for every citizen interested in having one that the Government actually trusts? Why did I suffer the DMV for this stupid new drivers license that you need if you want to fly domestically in the near future? I just want to pay you, IRS. But I guess their fear is that someone might identity theft me and pay off my owed taxes, which we can all agree would be a true crime against humanity.
