Got a call from the Systemic Advocacy Management System.
They closed out my issue due to it being "an IRS problem" and there was nothing they could do for me. Only thing they told me to do was to keep calling the IRS.
Pulled up my "where's my refund" status, and for the first time in 13 weeks it actually had a different message:
"We apologize, but your return processing has been delayed beyond the normal timeframe. You can continue to check back here for the most up to day information regarding your refund. We understand your tax refund is very important and we are working to process your return as quickly as possible."
This is by far the the most derelict government agency in the entire country.
