It's a little reassuring that someone else got this hopefully in error.
I went to the IRS.gov site and went through the insane security procedure to access my account (quite impressive). It says it can take up to 21 days for my return to appear on the site.
I have to chalk this up to an error, and it probably is... but I also have no choice but to do so. I am going to proceed as if this is a big Intuit email mistake.
