September 3rd will be my 18month anniversary (IRS confirms receipt as of March 3rd, 2020) of "we've received your amended return but it has not been processed yet"
and since i call them every 3 months i'll also get to hear a human tell me that they can't give me any information. fun times. The worst part is when they lie and tell me they process them in the order they receive them.. no way
