Thank you @iaddira . I don't why we have to be ugly all the time.
Anyway I filed on 02/15 and (at 21 days) got the 152 message everyone has been getting. I was able to reach the IRS on 04/16 by calling exactly as they opened and dialing ext 652 to speak to a live person. I had to redial about 3 times before getting through, then waited on hold for 15 minutes.
A rep was able to give me a Direct Deposit date of 04/21, and told me my refund amount had been reviewed and adjusted. At the same time, WMR still showed as "still processing" and I still had the "no return filed/ received" message on my IRS account.
This morning suddenly, EVERYTHING updated. My bars returned with "refund approved", my transcript appeared on my account and my refund was increased by $100 - with a letter of explanation scheduled to be mailed. There was also an update on the Get My Payment link that showed my missing stimulus would be mailed out same day as my direct deposit.
