I now realize why my return is still processing. I decided to print out a copy of my return to keep for my records. Lo and behold, my return falsely reports that I received double the amount of unemployment compensation. I looked around on the forums and saw that I'm not the only person who has experienced this bug/glitch. This has life-ending consequences, and I demand a response from an administrator or representative. I can't believe this was allowed to happen. I feel sick to my stomach.
