After you file

Basic questions to ask yourself

Is Greendot a bank? Yes.

How long will money take to be transferred? (2 business days)

How does the IRS know whether or not Greendot is a Turbotax bank? Cause they know everything.

Do I have enough toilet paper? Yes the answer is yes you greedy f*ck

 

You think Turbo tax is gonna handle this whole sh*t and not get their customers money.  Or real time information on what to do if you didn't keep your account, threw away your card, and forgot your identity.

 

When money is SENT (Monday) from a new account.  It takes a business day to leave/process(Monday). The second business day it is flying in space.  The third it posts when the market opens.. so like 4am Pacific time.  Probably around 4:30am.  You will get your check weds at 4ish am.

 

Stop being a pu*sy and salty you'll get your money, leave TurboTax alone, they do my taxes good.  f*ck man