Goberment: "You have to pay taxes."
Me: "Are you going to tell me what I have to pay?"
Goberment: "No, you have to figure it out for yourself."
Me: "What if I get it wrong?"
Goberment: "You go to prison!"
Turbotax: "We will help you figure it out and charge you $150 for it."
Me: "Your software doesn't work."
Turbotax: "Did you try to turn it off again and on again?"
