Dear Community,
The link in the software finally works now, and I was able to download and install a 1 year subscription to the software for free.
I'm the original poster behind this sh*tshow. I've enjoyed watching the numerous replies, and as a gen-X'er, this will be the closest thing to going viral as I will ever get, so thank you all for this experience. I'd like to think the number of replies got someone's attention enough to fix a broken link in a way that I couldn't do alone.
Everyone wins.
