I'm sorry I neglected to say thanks for responding to this too! I got so freaking frustrated I stopped messing with it. I'm going to have to contact Intuit about this issue and changing my cell phone number.
But it went from "The IRS has received your Tax Return," to "Your tax return is not processed," to something like, "The IRS does not have your tax return."
Then, a couple of days ago, I got some kind of refund from Intuit, approximately what I paid to get my taxes done through them, so I don't know what's going on with it. I'm going to try to call them tomorrow.
