Can't e-file extension for free after paying almost $100 for "Premium"

Dear Intuit,

You've been pretty awful at filing extensions for a very long time (finally in the past few years at least the "extension" appears in the list of items on the home page, rather than buried 4-5 non-intuitive menus deep). I know the master plan is that I should be doing my taxes right now. I've been busy all Spring, and I don't have time right now. Making me PRINT my and MAIL my "I don't owe anything" extension for no apparent reason isn't helping.  

I know we $$$-paying premium customers are a terrible inconvenience to your business model, but could you PLEASE include in the most EXPENSIVE version of your software at least SOME of the most basic services that other (free) software includes for...well, free. I am NOT going to pay an additional fee to hire your staff to help me navigate around what seem to be deliberately designed obstacles in the software.