Oh, ffs... it edited out the E*Trade number. Well, it's the one eight hundred, three eight seven two three three one number that should be easily findable on that web page. I just went through the usual irritating banality of trying to navigate the help options before finally "0" got me to a live person, which amazingly happened almost immediately (memories of waiting two hours not too long ago and still never reaching a live person still fresh in my head.)
