I know about Where's My Refund, and I know the IRS has 21 days to process returns before you're allowed to start prodding them, so I'm not looking for that information, or a link to WMR. 

TurboTax has a timeline (not the personalized one; it's just a generic timeline) indicating that most refunds go from "accepted" to "approved" in an average of two days. 

My return was accepted within half an hour of filing, but it still has not been approved 15 days later. My WMR timeline has been gone for roughly a week on the IRS site -- it just tells me "Your return is still being processed. A personalized refund date will be provided...etc." 

I'm not looking for a boilerplate answer here. I'm more looking for someone who experienced the same thing to go, "Yeah, that happened to me. My return was accepted on this date, my timeline disappeared for this many days, and ultimately it took this long for my status to be changed to approved, and then I received my refund this many days later." 

Also, if anyone knows approx what time the IRS updates the WMR thing, I know it's once a day and at night, like friggin' Santa Clause, but I can't seem to catch them. 

Nailing my eyeballs to the WMR site, checking the IRS2GO app, checking TurboTax timeline and Q&A's and nothing is changing. WHERE'S MY D@*$ REFUND?